ezrakoenig:

why can’t i be 25 and exquisitely attractive and live next to really hot indie musicians

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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buzzfeed:

mississippiabigail:

how i communicate

Ah, yes, the song of my people.

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jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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geekfusion:

Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

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